john-egbert:

janksy:

do you ever look at some photos and just go “how the fuck did anyone manage to take that”

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only a week into the school year and im already done as fuck

impaire:

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.

whinyvegan:

cool sticker in town

whinyvegan:

cool sticker in town

wasteofprince:

pimp-eridan:

guys homestuck could end in literally 2 minutes and none of us would know 

the gigapause could end in the next minute, and then even i would have to blacklist the tags homestuck and avoid tumblr for like 3 days because it’d be way to overwhelming 

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

eatszombies:

Very important

the-bored-blogger:

"guys!! whatever you do PLEASE don’t bring up the whole swatting thing to the creatures at PAX!”

*thecreatures come out in prison suits and SWAT team outfits*


  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

trash-is-cool:

bikini kill isnt the only riot grrrl band from the 90s inform urselves like theres bratmobile heavens to betsy huggy bear sleater kinney seven year bitch and tonssss of other ladies who kicked ass and played music LISTEN TO THEM thanks

plantically:

q’d xx

beyoncevevo:

STOP

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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