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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

zzazu:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

right on the fucking nail

LIGHTENED MY HAIRIM GONNA GO PROGRESSIVELY LIGHTER UNTIL I GET TO A COLOR I WANNA STICK WITHYAYAY

LIGHTENED MY HAIR
IM GONNA GO PROGRESSIVELY LIGHTER UNTIL I GET TO A COLOR I WANNA STICK WITH
YAYAY

itsraviolibitch:

Do you ever wonder who’s secretly trying to get your attention

whisper-s-of-the-heart:

Details - Howl’s Moving Castle

swarnpert:

what is this, the stone age

swarnpert:

what is this, the stone age

girl-germs:

So I found a blog that puts Bob’s Burgers quotes over Game of Thrones screenshots and it is gold.

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

girlsbydaylight:

sailor moon by AppleSeries

drejofvalenwood:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion

voxaphone:

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

god dang i got a dumb crush on u pal
Anonymous

omg <3 ur makin me blush thank you ily