epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i have bras more supportive than you

goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole
lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

finalfantasyfootball:

its national weed joke day but also something about jesus. anyways i recommend you log off and stay logged off

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

"Shout out to Millie Ramsey, who will one day own Achievement Hunter"
Ray Narvaez Jr (via stanleythedino) ←

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.