only a week into the school year and im already done as fuck
I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
cool sticker in town
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
"guys!! whatever you do PLEASE don’t bring up the whole swatting thing to the creatures at PAX!”
*thecreatures come out in prison suits and SWAT team outfits*
- me: mom... dad... im g-
- parents: gay?
- me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
bikini kill isnt the only riot grrrl band from the 90s inform urselves like theres bratmobile heavens to betsy huggy bear sleater kinney seven year bitch and tonssss of other ladies who kicked ass and played music LISTEN TO THEM thanks