sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

sozavac:

album of the day - released on this day 25 years ago

sozavac:

album of the day - released on this day 25 years ago

Anonymous asked: Idk u & i was just looking thru the me tag and your hair is pretty lmao

my hair thinks ur pretty too

sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

cptncaboose:

remember that time i taped a fake moustache on my face and it got 900 notes cos i do

cptncaboose:

remember that time i taped a fake moustache on my face and it got 900 notes cos i do

dyed my hairs B)

dyed my hairs B)

assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

ivoryathena:

Badass women from history

  1. Leather clad English rocker girl
  2. Women boxing on a roof in LA (1933)
  3. Ellen O’Neal, the greatest woman freestyle skateboarder in the 1970s
  4. Elspeth Beard, first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle
wiitch-craft:

✯☽

wiitch-craft:

✯☽

wonderphoenixrises:

Blood Gulch Chronicles crew.I’ve slaved for so long on this. 
Please enjoy <3

wonderphoenixrises:

Blood Gulch Chronicles crew.
I’ve slaved for so long on this. 

Please enjoy <3

forgive me father for i have memed

bleached my hair 2 orange and also sid came over

Baby: m-m
Mom: mama?
Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell
snowytown:

jade thign

snowytown:

jade thign