victims of the 90’s
I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day
has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln
has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I
has a black man ever played george washington
has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine
then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses
today a burnt a nasty blister into my thumb bc i was roasting marshmallows with a lighter
talking to your friends on skype more like
"why do you reblog your own posts"
because im thirsty for notes what the fuck does it look like
"SHUT UP DON’T TOUCH ME" she cries as she clutches ruby closer to her chest and touches her head to hers
- Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
- Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*